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Milk & Sausage - The new birds & bees

Yeah yeah yeah - I love marriage, am a fan of the institution, love my husband, and believe in fidelity and vows and all that crap… But ladies? I saw this and giggled…

For all those men who say, “Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?” Here’s an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Heh. I stole it from an email I was forwarded at work ;)

 

2 Responses to “Milk & Sausage - The new birds & bees”

  1. Becki Says:

    Lol now that i like thanks for the laugh today

  2. Mr. Fabulous Says:

    That hurts my feelings. I am very sensitive, you know! :)

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